SOVIET TOOTHBRUSH DEBUTS NEW MOTORCYCLE PUBLIC SAFETY VIDEO — ALWAYS WEAR HELMET!

Posted: 13 October 2011 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized
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Reuters – Leonit Brushnev, Security Chief of Soviet Toothbrush, the world’s most obscure band, previewed a new safety video in a press conference for media and fans on Thursday in the Black Sea beach resort hotel, The Stalin Grand. Filmed entirely in Moscow, the video emphasizes the importance of protective head-gear when riding a motorcycle. “This video is way for band to give back to community,” stated Mr. Brushnev, who prefers to be called Comrade. While Moscow officials have decried the video as “safety porn,” Mr. Brushnev has denied that the video was produced with a grant from the U.S. Department of Energy. “Is big fat lie,” claims Brushnev. U.S. Department of Justice investigators have already been assigned to the case. “Watch video. It prove you’d be nuts to ride without helmet,” said the ST Security Chief. Go to 

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