“THE COLLECTIVE HEARTS OF SOVIET TOOTHBRUSH AND ST-FANS WORLDWIDE GO OUT TO ALL OCCUPYING COMRADE TROOPS IN BANKSTER CITIES FROM SEA TO SHINY SEA. ST SALUTE YOU — TRUE HEROES! & GLORIOUS, BELOVED SOVIET DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT OCCUPYING! POLAND, LITHUANIA, CZECHOSLOVAKIA, ESTONIA, LATVIA ETC.!”

Posted: 18 October 2011 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized

Statement by Leonit Brushnev, Chief of Security for Soviet Toothbrush, the world’s most obscure band, at a Tuesday press conference at the Black Sea resort hotel, The Stalin Grand.

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