TWO RENEGADE FACTIONS OF SOVIET TOOTHBRUSH FAN-DOM IN VIOLENT CLASH IN OAKLAND: YOUTH BATTLE OVER NEW ALBUM

Posted: 3 November 2011 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized

AP/Reuters/Pravda/Post/Times –  Contrary to previous reports, the violence in Oakland, California on Wednesday was a disagreement between two fan clubs of Soviet Toothbrush, The World’s Most Obscure Band TM, and NOT groups associated with Occupy Oakland TM (OO Inc. all rights reserved). Fighting broke out when members of the Soviet Toothbrush Vanguard Collective and ST-Fans Internationale began arguing about the best song in the newly released album “Capitalist Cannibals” — Soviet Toothbrush’s 52nd album over four decades of “music and mayhem.”  The Vanguard Collective leadership believes that “99% Fat-Free” is the best cut while the Internationale membership contends “Always Eat Your Young” and its salsa beat were “unbeatable” according to Comrade Leonit Brushnev, Soviet Toothbrush Chief of Security, who added, “And I know some thing about beatings.”  Rioting calmed during the night when the factions came to an agreement to disagree.  Later, “spokes-comrades” from both sides renounced their previous agreements and stated that membership from both groups now “disagree about agreeing to disagree.”  A bi-partisan Congressional investigation is pending.

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Comments
  1. NYET! NO AGREE TO DISAGREE. “99% Fat Free” is of the rocking nature. Also, album must be renamed “Capitalist Cannabis.” “Capitalist Cannibals” is of the redundancy and make sense NOT.

    The Vanguard will triumph. The Internationale is of bankster plot!

    • leonitbrushnev says:

      Internationale comes earlier in alphabet and has more letters in name than Vanguard! What more proof do you need of the internationale superiority, Comrade?!?

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