THIRTY DAYS AFTER OCCUPYING A WHITE CASTLE MEN’S ROOM, SOVIET TOOTHBRUSH MEMBERS AGREE TO 2012 “FOOL ME TWICE” WORLD DOMINATION TOUR: WILL LAUNCH IN SPRING AND CRASH TO EARTH IN DOWNERS GROVE, ILL., ON JUNE 22, 2012 AT THE LONGEST FRIDAY PARTY GRANDE FINALE IN THE COUNTDOWN TO THE END OF THE WORLD (AND CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT) ON DECEMBER 21, 2012

Posted: 15 November 2011 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized

Reuters/Chicago – Mr. Leonit “Comrade” Brushnev, Chief of Security for Soviet Toothbrush, The World’s Most Obscure Band TM has confirmed that the group best known for “musick and mayhem” will be performing in Chicago from May 15 – 22, 2012, in a salute to the NATO and G8 Summits which, for the first time since 1977, are being held in the same city. Rumors have it that the band will be releasing a free download of its classic rock operetta, “Double Trouble’ last performed live at Lou’s Bar outside of Milwaukee in 1994. ST recently released the single, “99% Fat-Free” from its new album “Capitalist Cannibals.”

Standins for Mayor Rahm Emmanuel and other members of the Chicago NATO/G8 Welcoming Committee rehearse for the official opening ceremonies May 15, 2012.

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  1. leonitbrushnev says:

    Is stylish outfits for the Chicago Outfit.

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