FORMER N.J. GOV. CLAIMS EXTRATERRESTIALS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MISSING $1.2 BILLION OF INVESTOR MONEY

Posted: 21 November 2011 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized

Former Governor Jon Corzine describes the first time he was visited by elves wearing Elvis suits.

Reuters/New York –  In dramatic testimony today, Jon Corzine, former CEO of failed futures brokerage, MF Global, and former Senator of failed nation-state, USA, vividly described how he had been visited on six occasions by either little gray men or a tour group of senior citizens from Scotland. After the “strange” visits, the money, belonging to MF Global customers, disappeared with all attempts to recover it failing.  Government investigators disagree. “Jon Corzine thought he was still in government so he could do anything he wanted with other people’s money,” says Federal Forensics Investigator, K. Frederica Cootay.  Speculation is growing that Corzine’s legal team is planning an insanity defense.

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