TEAM OBAMA SMELLS A RAT: VERMIN SUPREME CHALLENGES PREZ FOR DEMOCRATIC PARTY NOMINATION

Posted: 24 February 2012 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized

Reuters –   RAT PAC, the national political action committee of Mr. Vermin Supreme, a perennial U.S. Presidential candidate, has accused the President of being “soft on tooth decay” in a statement released to media today by Ms. L.N. Jones, V.P.-press secretary and intern at the PAC. “The President and First Lady are often seen eating but never brushing their teeth,” says Jones. “What example does that set for the rest of America?” she added. “High gas prices, weak economy, nuclear Iran are all meaningless if decay wins the mouths and minds of America’s youth” claims Jones.  The RAT PAC to date has collected $1.5 to support the Supreme candidacy and is already being investigated by the FEC for non-reporting and other election law violations.

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Comments
  1. $1.50 ? or a million and a half?

  2. Ha Ha. Mr. Chris Van Jones obviously Capitalist Running Dog spy attempting to learn details of The People’s Finances to report back to Fearless Leader Capitalist Obama. Go brush your teeth, Van Jones; we see your decadent gingivitis from here. When Vermin Supreme is President and Emperor, you will be forced to optimize your toothbrush utilization in Dental Re-Education Center. Love America More! Give up a kidney!

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