FORMER CIA CHIEF AS FOUR-STAR GENERAL ONCE TESTIFIED HOW FAR HE’D GO TO HEAR SOVIET TOOTHBRUSH IN CONCERT: Now Citizen Petraeus may join the band’s 2013 “Armageddon” tour on cowbell; would replace a re-elected President Obama

Posted: 13 November 2012 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized

Exclusive ST News Bureau story filed by Comrade Rick aka “The Engineer”: Freed from the demands of his former day job, David Petraeus has been rumored to be sharpening up on his guitar skills, seeking to bring his international knowledge and experience to Soviet Toothbrush. Hillary Clinton may follow shortly. (Those who know claim she has a voice much like Stevie Nicks.)

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