SOVIET TOOTHBRUSH TO PERFORM AT DEDICATION OF NEW MONUMENT TO NORTH KOREAN DENTAL TOOL INDUSTRY; New Dear Leader expected to endorse “Kim-Jong-Un-believeable” oral hygiene breakthrough; Introducing NEW Perma-Floss! ONLY $19.99 but if YOU order RIGHT NOW we’ll DOUBLE your order with a DOUBLE-lifetime guarantee!! But to get this incredible DEAL, you’ve got to order NOW!!! SEE BELOW

Posted: 29 December 2012 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized
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(Photo: Glorious Victory Memorial for the Democratic Peoples Republic Dental Tool Industry, Pyongyang – courtesy of the North Korean Bureau of Tourism)  For your Dear-Leader-Approved, Double-Lifetime Supply of Perma-Floss TM just send $19.99 (+$167.75 for handling and shipping) (+ 4 credit card numbers and your Social Security Number–your privacy, as always, guaranteed by the Democratic People’s    Revolutionary Army) to:
Perma-Floss, P.O. Box 46, Pyongyang, DPRK 100024
Your satisfaction guaranteed! You have no other option!

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