BREAKING NEWS: PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER OF NORTH KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG UN IS IDENTIFIED AS ‘60s SINGING SENSATION MRS. ELVA MILLER

Posted: 30 April 2013 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized

Reuters –  Declassified CIA documents confirm what many intelligence officers in many nations have long suspected: Mrs. Elva Miller, the American singing sensation of the ’60s, is in fact the grandmother of Kim Jong Un. His grandfather, Kim Il Sung, met Mrs. Miller, then 33, when she performed for his 30th birthday party in 1940.  Witnesses say the founder of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) was instantly smitten by the songstress. After the brief affair, their Pyongyang love child, born in 1941, grew up to be Kim Jong Il, Supreme Leader of the DPRK, world champion golfer and father of Kim Jong Un.

CIA profilers suggest that all three North Korean leaders have had an obsessive-compulsive disorder related to shoes.

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