SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE REPORT: JAMES CLAPPER , DIRECTOR OF U.S. NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE IS ACCUSED OF BEING “AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL WORKING TO ENSLAVE ALL MANKIND”; his estranged parents claim Clapper was born in France; the spy chief is rumored to keep “everything in his head”

Posted: 12 June 2013 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized


Reuters –  According to NSA records released by Edward Snowden, Gen. James Clapper was put up for adoption at the age of two by his birth parents because of his “under-developed” skull.  Leaked CIA documents reveal that his nickname as a child was “Bullethead” and that he has the odd habit of eating toilet paper.


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