SCANDAL! Self-described “cute tomato” sues the Putin Institute of Food Science (PIFS) for paternity support; claims she was introduced to the “first tomato with a penis” by Chief Researcher Sergei Jeremiahvich; PIFS attorneys say the accused tomato disappeared into a BLT months before the supposed meeting
Posted: 13 August 2018 by leonitbrushnev in Uncategorized0